I was chatting on MSN the other day with a friend of mine from Australia, and I find the sense of humour down under rather amusing..
Wye Li: did i tell wat happened during the premiere of star wars? Justin: what happened Wye Li: well, while my buddies and i are in line, sum random dressed as darth vader had a duel with another dressed as luke Wye Li: then sumone in the crowd shouted - hey luke mate, kick his ass, he fucked your mom Justin: HAHAhahahahA Justin: hahahahaha Justin: dont you just love those guai los Wye Li: mate, it gets better Wye Li: my fren tried to sneak inside the cinema..the guard stopped him, so he tried doing the jedi mind trick - u will let me in Justin: LOLX Wye Li: n then we tried to cause a riot by clapping our hands while shouting - WHOOOOO!! THE DOORS ARE OPEN Wye Li: heheheeh Wye Li: then inthe cinema, 2 drunk guys walked in, looked around, one looked tothe other n said - mate, lets go, there aint to chiqs in this one Justin: Hahahahahaha Justin: my god Wye Li: haha Wye Li: have i told u bout the strip show? Justin: nope Wye Li: haha..well...basically, we did a strip show for the girls school Wye Li: well...15 of us Wye Li: stripped in the hall, till their undies Wye Li: hhahahahaha Wye Li: talk about girls going hysterical Wye Li: well, actually, they stripped till their pants, n then left the stage Wye Li: one of them remained, n continued stripping Wye Li: then the others came back on stage in nothing but undies, then they danced Justin: hahahah Justin: some country weii... Justin: no such thing in Msia Wye Li: i know Wye Li: then they came back on stage with tight fitting girl swim suits, n did aerobics Wye Li: n then, they came back in girl school uniforms n did a skit Wye Li: hahaha Wye Li: it's basically a night of cross dressing Justin: wahahahah Justin: did the girls do anything? Wye Li: nah...think they organised a debate last month...yr 12 bs yr 12...the topic, boys are more superior than girls Wye Li: wished i watched it! Wye Li: DAMN! Wye Li: oh...they did this - around the world in 70 days thing....to raise moeny for tsunami Wye Li: this coming tuesday, there's the battle of the bands, boy school vs girl school, vs another school, celebrities are coming Wye Li: heehehehhe Justin: wow... Justin: they actually went around the world? Wye Li: nah...dont know wat it's about Wye Li: none of my buddies went Wye Li: next is the mock assembly! Wye Li: we get to hold a parody of the school asssembly Wye Li: cant wait Wye Li: basically, we dress up as teachers n pay the crap out of them Wye Li: n the muck up day....where we are not bounded by school rules Wye Li: heheheheeh Wye Li: apparently a few years ago, a group stole the head master's car, dismantled, n assembled it back in the staff room Wye Li: n last last year (think i told u this one), they brought sheeps to ggraze the schoo's grass Wye Li: last year, they sprayed - sex is good on the main quad Justin: wahlauuuuuu Justin: your skool is the best larr!!!! Wye Li: dei, u have not heard other schools yet Wye Li: last year, this school had a group, they brought a potty bowl tot he girl school, shat on it, n cemented it to the ground Wye Li: at night of course Wye Li: n they took a road kill n placed it on the main gate Wye Li: another group from another shcool made traps in the locker rooms Justin: wah... what kind of traps Wye Li: water bombs n stuff lah Wye Li: n rotten meat Wye Li: last year, the yr 12s had a race...they used anything they could find to make a vehicle, n raced it Wye Li: like putting a chair on a skateboard, n steering it (dont ask) Justin: hahahaaha
Another piece of Justin Wong's mind at 7/24/2005 08:02:00 PM